She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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