the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
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Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
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well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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