What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
