They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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