Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
fuck your aforementioned shoe
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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