11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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