Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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