and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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