ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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