Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
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This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
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I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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