I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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