What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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