Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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