Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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