shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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