just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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