I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
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it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
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I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
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