too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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