If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
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We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
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I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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