i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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