We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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