I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
i think i have herpe
just one?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
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