We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
