Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
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On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
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THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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