so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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