we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Randomize
