Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
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Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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