I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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