So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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