My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I smell stomach acid.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
God, I missed his penis.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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