why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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