It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
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