she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
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I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
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we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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