i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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