I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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