Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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