I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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