HIV tests are more positive than that guy
actually, I'm a sock model
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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