He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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