it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
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that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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