margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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