wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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