new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
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the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
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Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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