Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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