did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
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