All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
you made out with another girl for some wings
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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