On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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