Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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