You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
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i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
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Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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