He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
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I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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