Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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