i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
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some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
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I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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