Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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