how can u be prego again
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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